Mike’s top five ways to prepare for the May long weekend.
#5. Switch from spf 15 to Turtle Wax.
#4. Hide all your camping gear, before the kids find it.
#3. Stock up! It’s called the “May 2-4” weekend for a reason.
#2. Spend $75 on a fishing license and fishing gear, just to end up at the Save On fish counter by Sunday night anyway.
#1. Fill every container you own with gasoline, before the price goes thru the roof at 5pm Friday! ** It hit 142.9 Friday afternoon!!
and if you’re actually contemplating going camping this weekend, here are the top five signs you need to invest in an RV.
#5. After tenting last year on the May long weekend, you ended up with both frostbite AND sunburn.
#4. You caught your kids on craigslist offer to sell a Coleman stove, lantern and tent, cheap!
#3. Your tent trailer doubles as a wheelbarrow in the off season.
#2. One night in the rain, shivering in the fetal position, while watching vulture-sized mosquitoes carry off your Shih Tzu, is one night too many.
#1. Puss filled, blotchy, swollen eyes and face from a rare combination of mosquito bites, allergies and using gasoline to start the campfire.