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Mike's Top Five List
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Monday, 14 January 2008 18:00 |
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CTV kicks off the 7th season of American Idol tonight. You can usually spot the really bad ones, before they even perform. But, do they know they’re bad? Top five signs maybe you’re the next American Idol loser.
#5. While in the waiting room, you are gang-wedgied more than twice by the kids from Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader.
#4. On the way to the audition, you realize you left your kazoo in your other overalls.
#3. Your name is William or Hung.
#2. At any point during the audition you actually go get your mom to tell the judges how good you are.
#1. You’ve actually had more to drink than Paula.
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