Mike's Top Five List

It's going to be a bad day

Sometimes you just know “this is going to be a bad day”. Top five signs this is going to be a bad day.
#5. The date on the milk was 12/01, not 01/12.
#4. You realize the guy you hired isn’t really an “expert”, and he didn’t even stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
#3. For any reason you found yourself google-ing the word “suppository” this morning.
#2. You mistake your boss’s handshake for the kid’s “pull my finger”.
#1. Last night you clicked “send” instead of “delete”.