Mike's top five

The price of gas continues to rise! Mike's top five good things about high gas prices.
#5. Hitchhiking, though illegal, can be an interesting social experience.
#4. A litre of Slurpee is actually cheaper than a litre of gas now.
#3. Compared to driving, smoking might now be considered a cost saving measure.
#2. “My other car is a Schwinn” bumper stickers selling like hotcakes.
#1. Price gouging oil companies making east coast seal hunters look like saints.