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We need better euphemisms for being sleepy. Mike's top five better euphemisms for being sleepy or overtired.
#5. I'm nodding off in the council chamber.
#4. My clock is stuck at three.
#3. The sandman just Sanka'd my butt.
#2. I'm driving with my blinker on.
#1. I've been stuck between Randy and Simon all morning!