Mike's top five

This week is “On Line Romance Week”. Mikes' top five potential problems with an online romance.
#5. Adding the off-line component to an online romance.
#4. It's called kettle of fish for a reason. There's a kettle and it's full of fish (lots of fish)!
#3. Finding out you weren't supposed to use your real name the hard way.
#2. Ever since you signed up, the tech guy at work has been looking at you differently.
#1. Who knew “hotandlusty29” was grandma?!