Mom wasn't too happy with Mother's Day
Sunday, 11 May 2008 22:47
Yesterday was Mother's Day. How can you tell if mom was happy with her day? Top five ways to tell mom wasn't too happy with Mother's Day.
#5. This mornings coffee has a slight hint of nutmeg.
#4. Usual pressed shirt replaced with a slightly damp sweater that smells like the dog.
#3. Instead of lunches for the kids – brown paper bags full of poo.
#2. Usual quiet ride to school is replaced with hysterical, uber white-knuckle, "Grand theft Auto 4" level ten type ride.
#1. Before serving dinner tonight – wearing a Spartan warrior costume – Mom does the “tonight we dine in Hell” speech from the movie 300!
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