Mikes Top Five

Top five reasons why there is no top five list today.
#5. My brother put peanut butter on it and my dog ate it (well, it worked in elementary school).
#4. The top five machine is broken.
#3. I traded them to the Spruce Kings (and they performing nicely too).
#2. There are only so many ice jam jokes you can do, before you start to sound negative and cynical.
#1. The BC Assessment Authority has re-assessed me. I’m now a Top Eight!!