Mikes Top Five

#5. Thought it was lather's day – had a nice big bubble bath.

#4. This last pay cheque had all my deductions off it – so I'm kinda strapped, catch ya next year.

#3. Didn't want to buy into all the crass commercialism of Father's Day.

#2. Never really considered you my real father thought Yoda and Obi Wan are hinting that you might be.

#1. All out of ties at the dollar store!