| Preparations you should be making for Canada Day |
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| Mike's Top Five List | |
| Wednesday, 25 June 2008 03:43 | |
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Mike's top five preparations you should be making for Canada Day. #5. Apologize for cutting in front of someone in the Tim Hortons lineup, even though you didn't. Then, buy them a coffee and have them insist they should buy YOU a coffee after they apologize for cutting in front of YOU. #4. If you don't have a Canadian flag – wash your Toronto Maple Leaf jersey with something red. #3. Practice getting up after eating your souvlaki on the grass at the park, so you don't have to do that big roll-over on your side, squishing they kid's ice cream bar while you try to stand up. #2. Practice holding it. Remember public restrooms loose their sanitized for you protection status after being open for an hour. #1. Google the words to Oh Canada – so at least you can mouth the words if you have to.
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