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Mike's Top Five List
Thursday, 03 July 2008 03:50

One year ago today, the Ontario Teacher’s Pension Plan won the bidding and ended up buying BCE for $52 billion. Top five ways to tell your phone company is run by a bunch of teachers.

5. No phone service from June 24th to September 3rd.

4. The phone company repair vehicles are all VWs.

3. If you don't pay your bill, you get a "D".

2. After the teacher confiscates your phone, they try to up sell you to a better model and a better plan with more daytime minutes.

1. Your high-tech hyper nano-technology fiber-optic mobile connectivity device has been replaced by a rotary dial pay phone in the hall.