Bachlorette, Big Brother, Hell’s Kitchen, Jersey Shore… There is so much reality tv on tv right now, sometimes I wonder if my real life isn’t just someone else’s reality tv show. Mike’s top five signs maybe your real life is really a reality TV show.
#5. You never go to the bathroom.
#4. Every once in a while Julie Chen shows up and has a heart to heart.
#3. You and about nine other guys all seem to be going after the same girl, but you can only see her between 8-9pm Monday nights..
#2. After The Super Nanny leaves, the kids are well behaved but you just can’t find that bottle of wine you were saving for that special occasion.
#1. A trip to the pool with the kids now includes the big red balls, the smack-wall, a sweeper arm and a dizzy dummy.