Mike’s top five things to remember on Friday the 13th.

#5. Goalie masks aren’t just for hockey players.

#4. Never trust a rabbit that tries to sell you a used lucky foot.

#3. Only step on cracks if your mom has a Sealy posturepedic.

#2. Always check with at least two other people before suggesting a city gas tax to pay for road rehabilitation.

#1. Maybe start with Schneider, just to be safe.

optional: If you’re inviting 12 for dinner, don’t sit next to Mary.