Mike’s top five things to remember on Friday the 13th.
#5. Goalie masks aren’t just for hockey players.
#4. Never trust a rabbit that tries to sell you a used lucky foot.
#3. Only step on cracks if your mom has a Sealy posturepedic.
#2. Always check with at least two other people before suggesting a city gas tax to pay for road rehabilitation.
#1. Maybe start with Schneider, just to be safe.
optional: If you’re inviting 12 for dinner, don’t sit next to Mary.