Two weeks until Christmas Eve. Can you image how busy it must be up at the North Pole?

Mike’s top five things overheard in Santa’s busy workshop two weeks before Christmas.

#5. C’mon, I gotta build three million Wii U’s and iPad minis by December 24th with nothing more than elves and Victorian woodworking tools?!

#4. What?! Furbys?! They’re back?

#3. [Elf whisper] We’re being ripped off! Six bucks an hour and no overtime for working stats.. shh, he’s coming.

#2. [Santa] Hey, whose tiny little fingers are those over by the table saw?

#1. Put in a special order for coal. Turns out we’re going to need more than usual for City Council!