Santa? No.

So, I saw Santa yesterday, but I don’t think it was the real Santa. Why? Well….

#5. I’m pretty sure I saw an Easter Bunny tail sticking out of his back pocket.

#4. When no one was looking her whispered “help, get me out of here. The Elves are holding me hostage…”

#3. His reindeer looked more like two Alpaca and a goat from Noah’s Ark.

#2. He was kind of a weaselly lookin guy with a pointy chin… in a suit, across the room from Don Fehr.

#1. Instead of elves, his two helpers were Gollum and Smeagol. “prezzzz zents…”