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Cheaters Guide to the #SuperBowl

Ready coach
Ready coach!

The Cheaters Guide to Super Bowl Sunday – for people who know nothing about football but want to feel like they belong…

-The teams are the New England Patriots vs.  the New York Giants.
-Anybody asks? You are cheering for The Patriots (safe bet).
-The Giants beat Patriots in the 2008 Super Bowl after New England went undefeated that year. A solid line anytime anyone asks about 2008 is “I do not want to talk about it.”
-New England has won 3 Super Bowls and lost 3.
-The Giants have won 3 and lost 1.
-The Giants QB is Eli Manning.
-New England’s QB is Tom Brady.
-The Super Bowl is in Indianapolis.
-The Super Bowl trophy is called “The Vince Lombardi Trophy”.
-7,550 pounds of hot dogs will be eaten at the stadium during the game.
-The only day when more food is consumed in the U.S. is Thanksgiving Day.

Go Patriots!!

They’re just not that in to the #SuperBowl

Ricky Ray
Go Eskimos!!

The Super Bowl is on for Sunday, but not everyone is into this NFL Football spectacular. Top five signs that someone is not really into the Super Bowl.
#5. Every time someone says the words “Super Bowl” they conjure up images of giant toilets and giggle to themselves.
#4. They prefer “day after Super Bowl” when all those million dollar commercials are on YouTube and you don’t have to sit through a football game just to watch the good ones.
#3. They honestly think it has something to do with bowling.
#2. After the half-time show they get up from the couch, stretch, yawn and say “okay… so who’s up for that Gilmore Girls marathon on channel 21?”
#1. You shout “GO!”, they shout “Eskimos!”