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They’re just not that in to the #SuperBowl

Ricky Ray
Go Eskimos!!

The Super Bowl is on for Sunday, but not everyone is into this NFL Football spectacular. Top five signs that someone is not really into the Super Bowl.
#5. Every time someone says the words “Super Bowl” they conjure up images of giant toilets and giggle to themselves.
#4. They prefer “day after Super Bowl” when all those million dollar commercials are on YouTube and you don’t have to sit through a football game just to watch the good ones.
#3. They honestly think it has something to do with bowling.
#2. After the half-time show they get up from the couch, stretch, yawn and say “okay… so who’s up for that Gilmore Girls marathon on channel 21?”
#1. You shout “GO!”, they shout “Eskimos!”

Giving thanks for the Super Bowl

Today’s show brought to you by The Super Bowl. Not the football game this weekend; but the bowl Mrs. Kelly uses to cut Rick’s hair!

The facts are..

Super Bowl is on Sunday!

Pittsburgh and Green Bay

The Steelers and Packers

Aaron Rodgers vs Ben Roethlisberger

The Terrible Towels against the Cheeseheads

Black and gold against green and gold

The dynasty of the 60’s against the dynasty of the 70’s

By the way, The Steelers win (I saw them rehearsing in TMZ last night)

No cheerleaders this year (neither team has a cheerleader squad)

Advertisers will be paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for ads people will see once on the telecast and then see thousands and thousands of times on Youtube the next day!

7,552 pounds of hot dogs will be eaten at the stadium during the game

The only day when more food is consumed in the US is Thanksgiving Day

So, chow down and give thanks that it’s Super Bowl Sunday. Go Steelers!