Too much rain? Maybe. There are some signs…

#5. I saw a bunch of animals starting to line up 2 by 2.

#4. Over whelming urge to watch Waterworld — and take notes.

#3. Two Rivers Art Gallery is now the Three Rivers Art Gallery.

#2. Just approved by the Water Safety Board, you may now use Alan Bristowe’s head as a flotation device.

#1. Instead of your driver’s license, when the police pull you over they ask for your Pleasure Craft Operators Card!