The city-wide clean up is on Sunday. They were looking for suggestions for a theme for this year’s clean-up, but they didn’t use any of my suggestions (I wonder why).

Mike’s top five not-used theme suggestions for this year’s clean-up.

#5. Let someone else do it.

#4. It’ll probably just blow away.

#3. Hey, look at all these Canuck car flags!

#2. It’s probably someones job to pick that up and I certainly wouldn’t want to be responsible for someone losing their job because there’s nothing for them to pick up.

#1. Don’t touch that, you don’t know where it’s been!