Mike's top five

The Top Five Signs Your Voice Mail ain't working--
#5. You have a general feeling of calm and nothing is aggravating you.
#4. Total strangers haven't been leaving unintelligible messages for you.
#3. You had to actually answer the phone yesterday and you realized not that many people actually wanted to talk to you.
#2. You have a brand new excuse for missing meetings yesterday!
#1. The email, you texted-messaged to yourself to see if your voicemail was working was IM'd to your webmail junk account!!

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