Mike's top five

Top five signs you just bought a bootleg DVD at a gas station.
#5. Stamp on it: “No smoking within 10 meters”.
#4. The bonus track on the DVD, is just the check-out lady singing in the shower!
#3. DVD cover looks like a some one just drew a picture of Spiderman with a pencil nub!
#2. When you return the DVD, because it’s scratched, they have to put it on the hoist for $50!
#1. It was 105.9 yesterday. Today the same DVD is 107.9!

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