Mike's top five

Top five things overheard in Santa’s workshop 12 days before Christmas.
#5. [Santa] Hey, whose tiny little fingers are those over by the table saw?
#4. [Comet] Did you notice Rudolph’s nose is really more brown than red (I’m just saying..)?
#3. [Elf] Webkins, Webkins, Webkins! Doesn’t anybody want a pony anymore?
#2. [Elf] Thank you for calling Miss James, but we’re all perfectly happy making just $8/hour.
#1. [Agitated Elf] Hey Santa, back off! YOU try building 2 million Wiis using nothing but 13th century Victoria woodworking tools!

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