Mike's top five

We were trying to sing the reindeer song last night, trying to remember all the reindeer’s names. We agreed that Blitzen has to be the least famous of all the reindeer. I wonder if that bothers him. Here are the top five Blitzen pet peeves.
#5. The way jetliners always jettison their toilets right in front of him.
#4. Reindeer games tainted by steroid scandals.
#3. When Santa uses saw dust to stretch the reindeer feed.
#2. Mean Mr. Kilcullen who ices down his roof every Christmas.
#1. The way Rudolph never lets you forget he makes twice as much as you do!

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