Mike's top five

It seems like Salvation Army kettles are everywhere. Please give generously if you see a kettle while you’re out shopping.
Top five things you might over hear at a Salvation Army kettle.
#5. No I don’t have change for a dollar, Mr Polillo.
#4. Excuse me, do you hear that ringing sound too?
#3. Yes! For the 500th time, “It is COLD ENOUGH FOR ME”!
#2. Do I know you, your face rings a bell?
#1. Excuse me, Mr. Pavlov! Could you get your dog out of here!

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