Mike's top five

Shopping for a Christmas tree yet? Top five signs you’ve selected a less than perfect Christmas tree.
#5. Two feet tall, forty feet wide.
#4. Sign were you bought it says: “Trees three bucks – No cops”.
#3. Four coat hangers are missing from your closet and no one can find the broom or the cat anymore.
#2. On each branch it says “Duraflame”.
#1. It hangs in the window, is very very small and makes the whole car smell piny fresh.

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