Mike's top five

Today is Buy Nothing Day - a day to fight against the crass commercialism that has become Christmas - sponsored by people who sell instructions and patterns for homemade gifts!
Top five signs it’s a homemade Christmas at your house.
#5. Homemade diddly squat bears a striking resemblance to store bought diddly squat.
#4. You wake up and hear Dolly Parton singing something about hard candies.
#3. Two days before Christmas Grampa asked you what your favourite barn animal was.
#2. You spent more on that bag of potpourri and twigs than most people will spend on an X Box 360.
#1. You just realized, asking Santa for a Wii takes on a whole new meaning when it’s a homemade Christmas.

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