Mike's top five

The Loto 6-49 jackpot is at $37 million.. That would change your life. The top five ways $37 million would change your life.
#5. It wouldn’t be AS IMPORTANT to win the Sound of Money Contest next time.
#4. You could afford to keep a steady stream of Sugar Daddy cinnamon buns flowing to a certain radio station, just to keep a certain DJ from constantly whining.
#3. You could run for mayor on the “I’ll build a bridge platform” and do it!
#2. Go to the Pine Centre Sidewalk Sale and demand to pay full price for stuff.
#1. Well, you sure wouldn’t find yourself awake at seven in the morning, listening to some lame top five list on the radio, making lunches, scraping windshields and shivering while running yourself ragged so “the man” could make HIS millions on YOUR back. You’d be sleeping in til at least nine, sipping capos in the lanai while by the pool, Uma … (Oh wait! This is my number one, yours may differ..)

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