Mike's top five

The music festival wraps up this week. I was entered myself this year, but I didn't do so well. Here are some of the reasons why I think I didn't do so well.
#5. The bulk of my repertoire included too many Tone Loc songs.
#4. I misread the form that said classical piano to say classical banjo.
#3. Two words: Copa Cobana.
#2. The adjudicators seemed put off by my Leafs jersey and my big foam finger.
#1. Apparently nothing on Guitar Hero qualifies as a Post Romantic Impressionist piece.