Mike's top five

I noticed there was a fill-in weather guy on the TV news last night. It's just not the same as when Catherine is doing the weather. Mike's top five signs it's not your regular weather person on the TV news.
#5. Most memorable comment from last night's weather, “Imagine a rotating sphere that is 8,000 miles in diameter, surrounded by a 25 mile deep mixture of gases and is heated, along with its surrounding gases, by a nuclear reactor 93,000,000 miles away. Will it rain tomorrow? We may not survive the night!”
#4. A few times, he did mistakenly referred to it as In-Accu Weather.
#3. Kept referring to viewers as “you poor buggers”.
#2. Says he's not a real meteorologist, but his neighbor is a proctologist. So..
#1. Still blames El Nino for keeping the Oilers out of the playoffs.