Mike's top five

Mikes top five other signs Idol is over.
#5. You swear you'll bite the head off anyone who mentions the word Archaletta at work this morning.
#4. You're no longer “busy” Tuesday and Wednesday nights.
#3. The word “dog” now reverts back to it's dictionary meaning for the next eight months.
#2. Today, begins your annual month-long feeling of emptiness.
#1. You're now regretting the triplet shitzu puppies, Randy, Paula ans Simon.