Mike's top five

The Gateway ‘flower clown’ is now a ‘flower pirate’. The top five benefits of being a pirate today.
#5. You can always say you’re on the patch.
#4. Your ship will never sink – it will just sit upon the ice, ARRGH!
#3. Your parrot may just have to fly south for the winter.
#2. These 20 below mornings will really shiver your timbers.
#1. When you go for lunch at Tim’s, digging for change with a minus twenty degree hook can really keep you on your toes!!

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