Mike's top five

Summer is almost here – but there are some indications that summer might already be here. Mike's top five indications summer is already here.

#5. May's chilly rainy nights have been replaced by June's chilly rainy nights.

#4. I finally got the Christmas lights down last weekend.

#3. Your regular daytime DJ is replaced by your regular weekend DJ.

#2. Thanks to a busted spry nozzle you're already too well tanned (knees down and elbows out).

#1. After one trip to the lake, you already can't afford anymore road trips til September.

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