Mike's top five

Sometimes it’s tough to get up for the first day of school, after you’ve been sleeping in for two weeks. Top five ways to get up for school.
#5. Remember, if you don’t get there early all the good parking spots will be takin’.
#4. Arrange for your mom to have fed the dog a tin of beans the night before and send him into your room at 7am!
#3. Try an Extra Grande “Triple, triple” with double espresso chaser.
#2. Think of it as a chance to hear about all the great things everybody else got for Christmas.
#1. You’re the principal! Get up! You have to go to school!!