Mike's top five

All the “experts” are whining about the low voter turn out in the Canadian federal election. Mike's top five ways to increase voter turn out.

#5. How about making them cheaper – 300 million to end up exactly where we were the day before, seems slightly ridiculous. Why not, the next federal election is 25% off!

#4. How about a mascot? Election Ernie?! He could walk around handing out voters to suckers..

#3. How about they let you keep the little pencil?

#2. Why not jazz up the polling booths a bit? Instead of a card board folding wall, we could have a magical “cone of voting” lower it self from the ceiling.

#1. How about a cookie and some juice? It works at the blood donor clinic.

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