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Mike's Top Five List
Thursday, 13 November 2008 06:51
Mike's top five things Santa must be doing with less than six weeks til Christmas.
#5. Checking to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.
#4. Negotiating new contracting out language with the elves shop steward.
#3. C'mon, he's gotta build three million Wii's by December 25th with nothing more than elves and Victorian woodworking tools – he's pulling all nighters with Red Bull chasers for the next month!
#2. Double up on the LA Weightloss visits – make some room the cookies and milk.
#1. Finding a big honkin' hunk of coal for "So You Think You Can Dance Canada" judge - Jean Marc!