Mike's top five

Vancouver city council held a secret meeting. After the meeting someone leaked a secret document to the media. Now they want the RCMP to investigate the leak to see who leaked the document. Yesterday someone suggested they all take a lie detector test and they all agreed. The RCMP won't use the lie detector test as evidence, but the councillors are all going to do it anyway, because no one wants to be the one who says he won't take the test. This sounds like one of the silly situations our council gets into! The top five things that could go wrong if our city council took a lie detector test.
#5. They could ALL be lying.
#4. What if someone throws in a question on economics.
#3. What if Jeff Foxworthy is asking the questions and there are no kids to help.
#2. What if Catherine Hansen is asking the questions and Todd Whitcomb is the judge.
#1. We might find out who's idea it was to pour water on the ice jam last winter!

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