Mike's top five

Today is the annual Radio DJ Christmas lunch. All the Djs and people involved in Radio Programming get together for a fancy sit-down celebratory lunch. This is Lindsay Rae's first DJ lunch. Mike's top five things to remember when attending the annual DJ lunch.
#5. If the fancy French accented waiter asks you if you'd a like a drink with lunch, the correct response is “Ya dude, could you combo that!”.
#4. If you're the last DJ out of the building and you notice a guy changing the door locks, please let us know.
#3. When the waiter brings your bill, just tell him, “I'll see if I can get to that in the next hour..”
#2. If it's a really fancy place, please park your Pinto in the rear.
#1. No matter how comfortable and relaxed you get, never refer to the boss by his butt size or by his follicleness.

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