Mike's top five

Mike's top five tips for re-gifting.
#5. Remove deodorant dust from all pits and crevices.
#4. Remember to apply a price tag, then remove most of it, revealing just a small piece of the tag.
#3. No calenders.
#2. Make sure it's not a box of chocolate mints two and half years past it's expiree date, especially if you're giving it to the morning show, just before your appearance on breakfast idol.
#1. Do not remove monogram stitching with teeth and tongue (especially if you have a weepy cold sore)!

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