Mike's top five

It’s back to school on Monday. Top five ways to prepare for back to school.
#5. Practice frantically making lunches for kids that no one will eat.
#4. Dig out your gym strip from the bottom of your back pack and send it over to PG Esporta.
#3. Discover the location of that missing tuna sandwich from December 21st. In between the seats of the mini van.
#2. Reconfigure your empty advent calender to countdown to the next Pro D day in February.
#1. Suddenly remember your home work at about nine o’clock Sunday night.