Mike's top five

Inauguration day in the US. Barack Obama will be the president by noon today. Top five things on Barack Obama's to do list.
#5. Zoom in super close up, as his tearful, gratitude filled nod soars through the crowd in slow motion and is accepted by a tearful, knowing nod from Oprah Winfrey.
#4. Get a cool new satin bowling shirt that says “Barack Attack” on the back.
#3. Change Facebook status to, “the man”.
#2. List all that Jonas Brothers merchandise your daughter had signed by the boys, on Ebay.
#1. Presidential lunch, followed by presidential dinner, followed by presidential brush your teeth and presidential get ready for bed..