Mike's top five

Valentine's day is just 5 days away. Maybe it's time to prepare to be “Charlie Browned” again this year. Top five signs maybe you won't be getting a Valentine this year.
#5. That home-made heart-shaped hagis you made last year wasn't entirely appreciated.
#4. Your sweetheart is still recovering from last year's romantic ice fishing trip you surprised her with.
#3. Your cat didn't get you anything for Christmas and totally forgot your birthday too.
#2. Your team is 21 points out of the playoffs.
#1. You're short, bald, wear a yellow shirt with a black stripe and your dog's name is Snoopy.

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