Mike's top five

Yesterday they released the official number, for the cost of security at the Vancouver Olympics (900 million). Mike's top five tips for reducing the cost of security at the 2010 Olympic games.
#5. Have everyone walk past a group of British nannies, so they can spot which ones are “dodgy”.
#4. Instead of bomb sniffing dogs, find some chihuahuas to walk around nipping at people's ankles.
#3. Don't underestimate the deterrent factor of having mimes at all the main gates.
#2. How about some pistolas and a big shiny badge for the deputy premiere (sheriff Shirley!?).
#1. Four words: Paul Blart: Olympic Cop!

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