Mike's top five

Prince George's annual Spring Clean up is Sunday. For details and a map of where the drop bins will be located, click THE LINKS at 1013theriver.com. Aside from the usual routine of picking up the trash, sweeping the streets, filling the potholes with a winters worth of puppy nuggets and finding that huge farting dog that must be hiding near the mill, there are other things we can do to spruce up Prince George. Mike's top five other things we can do to spruce up PG.
#5. The septic tank they used to build Mr. PG - We should empty it once in a while.
#4. Keep the Zambonis going year-round. We could use them downtown and in the mall to clean up spills.
#3. Consider a new policy of 'Free parking anywhere, as long as you leave with at least two bags of trash'.
#2. Free breath mints for Djs and politicians.
#1. Lets stop saying “spruce up”. Have you seen the spruce trees lately?!

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