Mike's top five

I was looking at Mother's Day cards at the store yesterday. You know how they have the cards categorized by who they are from, like from 'the husband' and 'the son'. Well I noticed the categories have increased a lot from last year. You can buy Happy MD cards now from 'the cat', 'Happy Mother's Day from your dog', 'for your cousin' and even 'Happy Mother's Day from your boss'.  Mike's top five people you probably wouldn't want a Mother's Day card from.
#5. Bart Simpson.
#4. Steve O.
#3. Garry Bettman.
#2. Anyone with the last name Federline, Sheen or Lohan.
#1. Dad.