Mike's top five

Have you noticed those little signs all over town that say Bike to Work Week? Biking to work can may present a few problems for some people. Mike's top five problems with biking to work.
#5. Forgetting it's also Take Your Wife to Work week and having to double all the way to work.
#4. Two words: Helmet hair! Two words: Peden Hill.
#3. Can't stop singing Queen's "I ride my bicycle.." song.
#2. Riding your bike to work when it's only plus three degrees and arriving at work with nostril-sicles!
#1. Keeping two double-doubles and a single-single in the little basket without getting the Timbits wet.