Mike's top five

The 8th annual CNIB Drive Thru Breakfast is coming up on Friday. Top five rules of etiquette for the Drive Thru Breakfast.
#5. No. The guy who takes your money will not check your oil.
#4. If you drop any food, the five second rule is replaced by "oh let the DJ get it" rule.
#3. If you hear someone yell “Marko” don't yell back “Polo”.
#2. If you're working at the drive thru breakfast and Naomi Campbell pulls up - make sure you're wearing your visor.
#1. You're having breakfast at Costco, so it's totally logical to lunch at Winners and then dinner at Future Shop!