Mike's top five

Today is Purge Day here at The River. Everyone here is being asked to get rid on any items no longer useful, shred documents no longer needed and basically purge the station of it's trash. There can be some interesting things in a radio station's trash. Mike's top five things you might find in the trash at our radio station.
#5. A few hundred Mike & Jessica bus shelter posters where the words “6 to10am” are replaced with the numbers '4/20' in graffiti marker.
#4. Hundreds of Vidal Sassoon empties (particularly around Allan Bristowe's desk).
#3. Tons of Hits FM stickers.
#2. 15 copies of Jim Swanson's resume (No we're not hiring!!).
#1. Absolutely, not even the smallest crumb of any type of free food item!

More..
#. Giant paper mache bust of Pat Bell.
#. A forklift, stuffed rhino and four tubs of whipped cream (over at the rock station's morning show).
#. The Madoff Guide to Truth in Advertising (in the creative dept).
#. 100's of rejected application forms for jobs at Tim Hortons.