Mike's top five

The mosquitoes came out last night. You sure could tell. How? Mike's top five ways to tell the mosquitoes are back.
#5. People slapping themselves silly.
#4. At the soccer fields, the smell of deep woods off actually stronger than the smell of French fries.
#3. People bringing their Shitzu everywhere they go, just for bait.
#2. Something about some alien manifesto of sucking the last drop of joy from our over taxed, weathered carcasses..
#1. The crows are complaining about how annoying they are!