Mike's top five

Mike's top five signs that high gas prices are starting to affect the way I do things.
#5. I've started keeping a brick in the gas tank.
#4. I now only drive on odd numbered days. I'll be calling in sick on even numbered days.
#3. I now find myself not being as generous as usual when it comes to tipping the gas station attendant.
#2. This summer's family vacation?! Walking distance day trips to Fat Burger and Home Depot (I guess no different han last summer..).
#1. Going to be changing the name of the radio station from 101.3 The River to 106.9 The River.