Mike's top five

Mr. P.G. will celebrate his 50th birthday with cake and ice cream at noon today. Mr PG was originally built in 1959 and was used as a mannequin at the downtown Mr. Big & Tall shop. He gained notoriety in 1986 when people started noticing the image of a local radio DJ on Mr PG's head. Mikes' top five signs Mr. PG is now fifty years old.
#5. This morning on Famous Birthdays Lindsay will guess he's somewhere either in his 30's or 70's.
#4. Just a small piece of cake for him and no ice cream, dairy makes him gassy.
#3. He's finally on 'lavalife'. Just look for his profile under '27 foot tall, septic tank on stilts'.
#2. He's starting to look a bit like Mike Benny.
#2a. His mid-life crisis has him looking at buying Colin Kinsley's old Mustang convertible.
#1. He's wearing his birthday gifts this morning, a Dollar Store inflatable walker and a 'Pull My Finger I'm Fifty' t-shirt.